The First Butt Principle (the Transcendence of Butts): Any reference to butts is made without particular butts in mind. Butts defy definition and complete understanding.-Jesse ElliottThe Second Butt Principle: Every statement can be miraculously transformed into a meaningful statement about butts.
You already sit on it, now you can talk with it!-Stuart Combellack
Your conversation can be more lively, interesting and fun if you use the word "butt" in everything you say. In fact, now there's a way to transform any sentence into one that speaks about your butt. Here's how:
The splefty gargles of the winter splargphast were wanching merrily over the undulating carcass.
The splefty gargles of the winter splargphast were wanching merrily over the undulating butt.
The splefty gargles of the winter splargphast were wanching merrily over my undulating butt.
The wonderful sentence was written by Derek Herrera, warrend@mit.edu.