Pants Song for a Berkeley Passerby, December 8, 2003

(Sung to the Tune of the Theme of Beethoven's Fifth Symphony, First Movement)

You need new pants!
You need new pants!

The nineteen-eigh-
Ties are long gone
You need new pants!

Did you get yours
At Mister Pawn
You need new pants!

You need new pa-ants!
You need new pa-ants!
Because your pants!
Are!
Bad!

You need new pants!

...

Ross Dress For Less has many pants, shopping is fun!
Just leave your old ones in the dressing room and run!


Eddie Kohler