Four Games of Bar Telephone (Only the Last is Offensive) Played By Me, Andrew, Katie, Tony, and Nick at the Albatross, Juneish 2003

1.

Toot your own horn / I AM PLAYING THE TAPE DRIVE IN MY BELLY, BECAUSE IT IS THE ONLY THING THAT GIVES ME PLEASURE SINCE MY LEFT ARM WAS AMPUTATED / Your not allowed to bring anything good to space

2.

Have Another One for the Road / It's nice to get loaded at the end of a journey. / smoking weed is like sucking on my foot

3.

A BIRD IN THE HAND IS WORTH TWO IN THE BUSH. / don't count your chickens until you strangle them / THE PARASITE INFESTED PREGNANT LADIES MUST DIE!!!

(In bar telephone, you take a piece of paper, write down a proverb or saying, and pass the paper to the next person. That person has 30 seconds to make a drawing that communicates the saying. Then they fold the paper to obscure the saying and pass the paper on again; that person has 30 seconds to translate the drawing back into a saying, then they fold the paper again to obscure the drawing and the original saying and pass it on again, and so forth. It's splendor in the glass.)

Eddie Kohler