His Name Was According to Googer, 8/9/2013

• Robert Paulson
• Marauder Shields
• Steven
• in it
• Stormstout
• Jason: 30 Years of Friday the 13th
• Donn: My Brother’s Letters from Vietnam
• Iron
• John (she thinks)
• Alex Spourdalakis
• misspelled
• Bassem
• it was you, damn
• Water
• Bishop
• Merle
• Mark Carson
• Death
• Patrick Cotrona
• Coalhouse Walker
• pronounced right
• Yeshua, why do we call Him Jesus?
• Nachshon Wachsman
• Louis
• Yesterday
• Jorge Zimmerman
• Hamzeh Bakkour
• John II (533-535)
• Reggie
• Herman
• John Davidson
• like Bob or something
• Fenrir!
• depression
• one of many on a list that also contained detailed dossiers on some of the targets
• Orestes
• called
• Freedom
• Fleming, and he was a poor Scottish farmer
• Monte
• George F. Babbitt
• RICO, he wore a diamond
• Alfred, a hetalia-axis powers fanfic
• “I Am”
• kelvin
• Mudd

See also

• Things of Extraordinary Proportions
• This, Of Course, Is a Generalization
• Fuck the Bureaucracy
• Fire Poker
• The Anything-Goes Aesthetic
• Things that are exquisitely fortuitous; Exceedingly Beautiful, Yet; Things that are monumentally egregious; Things that are too frightening to seriously consider (John Regehr)

Eddie Kohler