Welcome to our brand new fashion store!
To ring you up I’ll kneel upon the floor.
My chiseled looks conceal a crushing bore
Whose low IQ will shake you to the core!
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Our warehouse is across the street
So I’ll be back in twenty minutes
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One more mistake and I’m killing a clerk!
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